The following overwhelming list, that causes me to want to cry, do tequila shots, and laugh all at the same time. This is the List of Things that Require Repair or Replacement in my House.
1. The carpet
2. The bathroom floor
3. The dishwasher
4. The fridge
5. The driveway and patio concrete
6. The windows
7. The fence
8. The front door
9. The caulking around the tub and sink
11.The dining room chairs
12.The patio doors
13.The wall between the kitchen and living room
And this, dear readers, is the list of the things we can afford to repair or replace:
Yeah. Anyone want to hire a writer?
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